- After a recent trip to a country hotel in Oxfordshire, it’s been discovered that I don’t snore in Oxford. Husb would like to move me into said hotel for the remainder of my pregnancy, it’s the best sleep he’s had in around 6 months…
- Never believe photos on a hotel website. Standard room photos generally look okay, but in ‘the flesh’ they can be reminiscent of a prison cell – small, stark and with no room to actually lay down a suitcase.
- Complaining really does help in getting an upgrade at a bargain rate. Especially if you’re 7 months pregnant and looking slightly tearful.
- Having a tummy upset at 7 months pregnant is not fun at all. Especially when it comes hand in hand with regular contraction-like cramping.
- Your unborn baby will not care a jot that you are in pain from a tummy upset and won’t even notice. I have this on good authority from the lady who monitored mine for half an hour whilst I was in agony.
- Apparently at 32 weeks, ‘quads’ are considered full-term. Jeez. I pity anyone carrying 4 babies around!
- My unborn child has an enormous head. This was reported by a lovely sonographer yesterday who told us that the size of it only just brings it inside the boundary of ‘normal’ sized. Excellent. I think I may be considering being too posh to push….
- It is a sobering thought to think I have two plastic storage boxes in my spare room. One is entirely devoted to 'bum' stuff - nappies, wipes etc. And one is devoted to 'boob' stuff - bottles, nipple shields, expressing contraptions and other such glamourous products. God, I miss proper shopping.... shoes, clothes and make-up
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